Some Roommates To Avoid

The Liar 
The Liar never tells the truth.  That is why he or she is called The Liar.  You won't know what to believe if you live with The Liar.


The Dumper
The Dumper always begins a conversation with, "We need to talk."
But it's not a conversation, and you never get a chance to talk.  The Dumper dumps and dumps and dumps, and you always feel drained after The Dumper has finished dumping.


The Slob
You will have no doubts whether you are living with The Slob. Living with The Slob means that occasionally your apartment goes missing under stuff, trash, and more stuff.


The Zombie
Living with The Zombie isn't all that bad -- especially if you like quiet. The two things you have to worry about are the smell of rotting flesh, and whether your roommate will want to nibble on your brain.



The Asshole
Sometimes it is hard to tell whether your roommate is an asshole.  Look for these two signs:
1 - The Asshole is not a nice person.
2 - Assholes always use toilet paper to clean themselves.


God
Hectic!  Having God as your roommate will be hectic.  He or she will be busy all the time running the Universe.  Don't expect to get any sleep. Also, what options do you have if God is short one month, and not able to give you his or her share of the rent?