Wow! What a gorgeous woman! Should I ask her to marry me, or save my proposal for another time? I think I will leave my proposal for another time and distract myself by asking questions . . .
Was Abraham Lincoln upset that he didn't see the end of the play?
Can a grave die?
Does the moon go crazy when it's full?
Does Dracula prefer his blood with red or white wine?
Can I make a difference teaching rabbits birth control?
Has anyone ever heard a crooked crocodile crow while crying crocodile tears?
Did Jesus carry documents to prove he was the Son of God?
Do trees study to become pencils?
How big a ruler would I need to rule the world?
Would I look good in a tight, black dress?
Is Nowhere near here?
Can I stop distracting myself now?
Albert Einstein - "What does E equal? My relatives?"
Charles Dickens - "Can two cities have a tale?
A Chair - "Is there more to life than getting ass all day?"
Abraham Lincoln - "Can a house stand when divided?"
Isaac Newton - "Is an apple a day causing my headaches?"
Ludwig van Beethoven - "What?"
Charles Darwin - "Am I a monkey's uncle?"
Ernest End - "Am I The End of this blog?"
