Santa Claus was the first high-school dropout to make it big. He hated high school. Everyone teased him about his weight, and always wearing a red suit. He dropped out of high school and headed to the North Pole. The rest is fantasy.
The Universe is 13 billion years old, and has never been to a doctor. The Universe attributes its long life and good health to being everything that exists.
Composer Franz Liszt's first name was not always Franz. He changed it to Franz from Grocery.
O.J. Simpson was part of the conspiracy to kill John F. Kennedy. O.J. was prepared to give President Kennedy poisoned orange juice if the bullets did not kill him.
The dark side of the Moon would disappear if the Moon practised better hygiene.
Cell phones are one of the leading causes of talking.
Canada welcomes new diseases and viruses. They may apply for visas or work permits.
Faust has a twin brother named Slowst. Few know this about Faust because Slowst is still moving through the birth canal.
All things must pass. Some things must piss.
Anti and uncle oxidants will keep you healthy.
Another day is . . . another day.
