WORD PLAY

What if someone with the first name of Wan and the last name if Ted was WANTED.  Would the authorities get confused?


I no the difference between know and no.


I once wished upon a star and suffered radiation burns.

I have been outraged, but never inraged.


I used to worry a lot, and then I died.  Now I hardly worry at all.


Is a word play a play written with words? 


I deny I said this.

AVOID THE PLAGUE AND OTHER WORDS NOT CONNECTED . . .

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Some people are against nudity.  I am for nudity.  Nudity is convenient when taking a shower.  Nudity is not convenient when having to carry car keys.

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POLICE ARREST CAT . . . 

After receiving several complaints from the cat's neighbors, Toronto police arrested and charged the cat for keeping 50 old ladies in its one-bedroom apartment.  Some of the old ladies had not had their diapers changed in weeks, and were starving.  The old ladies were taken to a shelter where they will be nursed back to health, and then put up for adoption.

Pussy Willow, 7 years, is facing a number of charges including negligence and cruelty to old ladies.

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 Always look on the bright side - This blog is over for now.

FUNNY BONE SWIFTIES

Normally the following would be called Tom Swifties, but they're in my blog.  So there!

"I hate it when people ignore me," said The Invisible Man transparently.

"I love words!" said Diction arily.

"I'm tired," said the car all-seasonally 

"I'm afraid of the dark," said Thomas Edison lightly.

"I love you!" said the narcissist mirrorly.


"I made an error," said Miss Takenly.


"Sometimes I am not funny," said Gary Johnston truly.


"It's time to stop," said The End finally.

THE INTELLIGENT THINGS PEOPLE DO . . .

People will apply unnatural products to their faces and bodies to make themselves look and smell natural.

People will say that words cannot describe their experience, and then proceed to use words to describe their experience.

People will think that they are saving money when they buy an item on sale.   They are not saving money.  They are only spending less money.   If they want save money, they should put it away and not spend it.

People will buy a new pair of jeans, and then rip them to be in style.  There's even an online site if people need help in how to rip their jeans.  (http://www.wikihow.com/Rip-Your-Own-Jeans)
Of course if people don't want to rip their own jeans, then they can buy them on ebay already ripped.

People will think that $4.99 is a better price than $5.00.

People want to be different just like other people.

People will post silly blogs hoping other people will read them.

(Picture via UofTMagazine)

FAMOUS WORDS OF DESCARTES' MIRROR:

"I reflect, therefore you are."