FUNNY BONE SWIFTIES

Normally the following would be called Tom Swifties, but they're in my blog.  So there!

"I hate it when people ignore me," said The Invisible Man transparently.

"I love words!" said Diction arily.

"I'm tired," said the car all-seasonally 

"I'm afraid of the dark," said Thomas Edison lightly.

"I love you!" said the narcissist mirrorly.


"I made an error," said Miss Takenly.


"Sometimes I am not funny," said Gary Johnston truly.


"It's time to stop," said The End finally.

WHAT IS SO FUNNY?

What is so funny?

Perhaps, but not today's blog.