I REMEMBER . . .

Some doctor told me that I have amnesia.  I don't remember his name.  I feel okay.  I think he was mistaken.  My memory is fine.  I can remember things that never happened. 

I remember:

- When an incurable plague raged around the world and killed off nobody;

- When a clown saved Earth from an alien-balloon invasion, and created another universe with a Big Bang;

- When Moses said to God, "Ten?  You only have ten?" 

- When an alien, with a degree in anal probeology, suffered major depression because he could not decide who the biggest asshole was on Earth;

- When I had only a month to live, but lived longer because I did not have a calendar;

- When a zombie ate my brains and then complained, "I'm still hungry!  There wasn't enough."

- When I had to choose between love or money and chose bananas; and

Finally I remember when I ran out of ideas.

AVOID THE PLAGUE AND OTHER WORDS NOT CONNECTED . . .

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Some people are against nudity.  I am for nudity.  Nudity is convenient when taking a shower.  Nudity is not convenient when having to carry car keys.

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POLICE ARREST CAT . . . 

After receiving several complaints from the cat's neighbors, Toronto police arrested and charged the cat for keeping 50 old ladies in its one-bedroom apartment.  Some of the old ladies had not had their diapers changed in weeks, and were starving.  The old ladies were taken to a shelter where they will be nursed back to health, and then put up for adoption.

Pussy Willow, 7 years, is facing a number of charges including negligence and cruelty to old ladies.

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 Always look on the bright side - This blog is over for now.