WORD PLAY

What if someone with the first name of Wan and the last name if Ted was WANTED.  Would the authorities get confused?


I no the difference between know and no.


I once wished upon a star and suffered radiation burns.

I have been outraged, but never inraged.


I used to worry a lot, and then I died.  Now I hardly worry at all.


Is a word play a play written with words? 


I deny I said this.

AVOID THE PLAGUE AND OTHER WORDS NOT CONNECTED . . .

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Some people are against nudity.  I am for nudity.  Nudity is convenient when taking a shower.  Nudity is not convenient when having to carry car keys.

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POLICE ARREST CAT . . . 

After receiving several complaints from the cat's neighbors, Toronto police arrested and charged the cat for keeping 50 old ladies in its one-bedroom apartment.  Some of the old ladies had not had their diapers changed in weeks, and were starving.  The old ladies were taken to a shelter where they will be nursed back to health, and then put up for adoption.

Pussy Willow, 7 years, is facing a number of charges including negligence and cruelty to old ladies.

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 Always look on the bright side - This blog is over for now.

WHAT PARENTS CAN DO TO KEEP THEIR KIDS ACTIVE

This is not about what parents can do to keep their children active.  It is only a nice irrelevant title to go with the following irrelevant stuff:

If you stop breathing, then you don't have to worry about polluted air.

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In the future, things will be the same, but different.

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Is massage French for message?

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Be careful dating an e-mail.  You could catch a virus.

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How long should you plan to be spontaneous? 

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Is God's Will Jesus' brother William?

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That's enough irrelevancy for now.  Some kids want me to come and play.

"I know I said I would play 'Hangman' with you, but I thought it was a pencil and paper guessing game."