Tuesday, December 29, 2015

AVOID THE PLAGUE AND OTHER WORDS NOT CONNECTED . . .



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Some people are against nudity.  I am for nudity.  Nudity is convenient when taking a shower.  Nudity is not convenient when having to carry car keys.

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POLICE ARREST CAT . . . 

After receiving several complaints from the cat's neighbors, Toronto police arrested and charged the cat for keeping 50 old ladies in its one-bedroom apartment.  Some of the old ladies had not had their diapers changed in weeks, and were starving.  The old ladies were taken to a shelter where they will be nursed back to health, and then put up for adoption.
Pussy Willow, 7 years, is facing a number of charges including negligence and cruelty to old ladies.

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 Always look on the bright side - This blog is over for now.

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