WHAT PARENTS CAN DO TO KEEP THEIR KIDS ACTIVE

This is not about what parents can do to keep their children active.  It is only a nice irrelevant title to go with the following irrelevant stuff:

If you stop breathing, then you don't have to worry about polluted air.

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In the future, things will be the same, but different.

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Is massage French for message?

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Be careful dating an e-mail.  You could catch a virus.

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How long should you plan to be spontaneous? 

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Is God's Will Jesus' brother William?

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That's enough irrelevancy for now.  Some kids want me to come and play.