Some doctor told me that I have amnesia. I don't remember his name. I feel okay. I think he was mistaken. My memory is fine. I can remember things that never happened.
I remember:
- When an incurable plague raged around the world and killed off nobody;
- When a clown saved Earth from an alien-balloon invasion, and created another universe with a Big Bang;
- When Moses said to God, "Ten? You only have ten?"
- When an alien, with a degree in anal probeology, suffered major depression because he could not decide who the biggest asshole was on Earth;
- When I had only a month to live, but lived longer because I did not have a calendar;
- When a zombie ate my brains and then complained, "I'm still hungry! There wasn't enough."
- When I had to choose between love or money and chose bananas; and
Finally I remember when I ran out of ideas.
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