ADS THAT MAKE ME THINK . . .

What's with the picture?  Would you go to a business where the sales people greeted you like this?

Does this mean that they are going to beat you up if you don't buy a Hyundai?

 Tony Bennett will give a concert to raise money for JAZZFM.91.  Tickets are what?  A $1000.00 each?  I don't like Tony Bennett THAT much.

Canada Blooms is a flower show.
See Dad Become A Mum?
Do people go to flower shows to watch sex-change operations?
 

MEN'S EXCUSES FOR NOT BUYING FLOWERS ON VALENTINE'S DAY

"Honey, you know how I feel about the environment.  Well, picking flowers is like cutting down trees."

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"But I got you flowers last year and they died."

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 "I bought you a bouquet of roses, honest, and the dog ate them."

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 "I was going to get you flowers, but then I thought I better not in case you have hay fever."

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"But I bought you flowers!  You should feel special because you're the only woman in the world to get invisible flowers." 

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"I was going to get you flowers, but I used the money to buy a case of beer . . . C'mon Honey, when was the last time we did something romantic like drinking a case of beer together?"

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 "I was going to get you flowers, but I wasn't sure which flowers matched your broom, cauldron and the wart on your nose."

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"It's what?  Valentine's Day?  Oh yeah, it's always a week or so after the Super Bowl."

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And finally there's the not-so-bright husband who told his wife,"I didn't forget to to buy you flowers.  I didn't have enough money after buying flowers for my girlfriend."

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