VISUAL DISTRACTIONS

This sign is at the Wilson Subway Station, in Toronto, in an area being renovated.  It should be near the parliament buildings, at Queen's Park, where the Ontario government shits-er-uh-I mean sits.



Signs that exist only in this blog:

 

 

MUSINGS UPON LEAVING MY MIND . . .

Was I supposed to pick up a loaf of bread, or a loaf of brain?


Will wearing earplugs keep the wind from blowing through my head?


How much does free cost?


Which word is older, "older" or "younger"?


I think it was a loaf of brain.  I'm sure I have lots of bread.


For protection, should psychiatrists hire insecurity guards?


What country is the moon from?

 Did Hercules use steroids?


Was King Arthur gay?  If so, then did he enjoy his days as much as he enjoyed his knights?

I FEAR . . .

I fear that I am a character in a dream, and the dreamer is about to awaken.  And then I become a fast-fading memory soon forgotten.  

I fear a thesaurus will attack me and eat my words.

I fear sunshine at night.  Why?  What is the sun doing up so late?  Up to no-good no doubt.

I fear talking spiders on the World Wide Web.

I fear I'll get lead poisoning from pencils.

I fear that diseases cause sickness.

I fear if I tell the truth, people will think I am lying.

I fear one day the government will make free taxable.

I fear being around farting beans.

I fear that someone will throw a dinner in my honor, and I will be covered with food.

I fear my life is taking place in the mind of an Alzheimer's patient.

I fear running out of ideas and having to end my blog abrupt--

MY BAD MEMORY

I have a bad memory.  I know that I am all right as long I as remember that I have a bad memory.  I would not be all right if I did not remember that my memory is bad.  So, I am okay if my memory is good when I remember that I have a bad memory.

 

I have a bad memory.  I know that I am all right as long I as remember that I have a bad memory.  I would not be all right if I did not remember that my memory is bad.  So, I am okay if my memory is good when I remember that I have a bad memory.