CLUBS, ORGANIZTIONS AND ASSOCIATIONS THAT EXIST SOMEWHERE

The Association of Lottery Losers  (ALL)



Common Sense Club  (CSC)



Bad Smells Incorporated  (BSI)



The Green Cheese Moon Society  (GCMS)



The Wholesale Holistic Poison Store



The Sickness And Death Clinic



The Future Life Regression Place



The Descended Masters' Palace



The Probiotic Robots' Colon Club


The End

I FEAR . . .

I fear that I am a character in a dream, and the dreamer is about to awaken.  And then I become a fast-fading memory soon forgotten.  

I fear a thesaurus will attack me and eat my words.

I fear sunshine at night.  Why?  What is the sun doing up so late?  Up to no-good no doubt.

I fear talking spiders on the World Wide Web.

I fear I'll get lead poisoning from pencils.

I fear that diseases cause sickness.

I fear if I tell the truth, people will think I am lying.

I fear one day the government will make free taxable.

I fear being around farting beans.

I fear that someone will throw a dinner in my honor, and I will be covered with food.

I fear my life is taking place in the mind of an Alzheimer's patient.

I fear running out of ideas and having to end my blog abrupt--

THE SPIRITUAL SAYINGS OF BOOAZ

Who is Booaz?  Booaz is.

Here are some of Booaz's wise words:

Life is full of  disappointments, heartbreak, sickness, and death.  This gives us something to look forward to everyday.

 I and my father are three because of his split personality.

Trust your intuition; it will never talk behind your back.

In a dispute between spiritual principles and governmental laws, go with whichever side is winning.

A penny saved means nothing these days.

A stitch in time is impossible since time does not exist.

We exist in many dimensions at the same time.  This makes it hard on us when we misplace our keys.

In the end, it's the conclusion that counts.