Laws You Have Never Heard Of . . .

Laws you never heard of in some places you never heard of . . . 

In Ontory, Ontario, it is against the law to eat babies while visiting an art gallery.

In Salvo Sunk, Colorado, it is illegal not to smoke marijuana.

To stop the spread of germs in Backcrab, British Columbia, you cannot go to a hospital when you are sick.  You have to wait until you are better.

In Frankfart, France, you cannot kiss in English.

In the government buildings in Ottawa, Canada, it is illegal to be honest.

In Lampturd, Lakatania, sex with kumquats is prohibited.

In Torrentown, Tallydooshus, you cannot date umbrellas on Saturday nights.

In Elsinks, Saint Lucia, it is illegal to eat oranges with hair.  (It is okay to eat them separately.)

While at your place of employment, in Bambam, Alabama, you are prohibited from shoving your thumb up your ass.

In Muckaducka, Manitoba, it is illegal to lay guilt trips on quilts.

You can get six months in jail, in Hqwptx, Hardtosay, for mispronouncing words.

In Boco, Boofoo, it is illegal to press your belly button in public.  But there is no law against pressing the belly button of another person. 

The must come before End according to a law in Blogsville, Bananaland.

Some Laws

Thou shall not smell.
Section 1, The Cut Your Nose Off Act


According to The Common Sense Act, it is illegal to kill cockroaches using an atomic bomb.


In most cities, it is against the law to sleep naked on a park bench.


Section 33 of The Water Statute states:
No one shall go online while having a shower.


No ass kissing in public.
Section 7, The Suck-Up and Get Promoted Act.


Touching a squirrel's nuts is prohibited.
Section 77, The Squirrels In Parks Act.


Banking a rob is illegal in all countries.


According to The Religious Telecommunications Act, cell phones that swear are not allowed in churches.


Snow must melt in the Spring.
Section 5, The Four Seasons Act.


Silly blogs must end.
Section 1, The Show Readers Mercy Act

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!

(Picture of me taken at night)

 

 

 

I am honest except when I'm not.


I never judge people.  I form opinions of them through quick evaluations.


I treat others the same way they don't treat me.


Money is not important and means nothing to me--except when I don't have any.


I am conscious of the environment and make sure that I don't get caught polluting it.


I am silent when I am not talking.


I am an upstanding citizen and obey the laws when it suits me.


Everything you've heard about me is true.

THE SPIRITUAL SAYINGS OF BOOAZ

Who is Booaz?  Booaz is.

Here are some of Booaz's wise words:

Life is full of  disappointments, heartbreak, sickness, and death.  This gives us something to look forward to everyday.

 I and my father are three because of his split personality.

Trust your intuition; it will never talk behind your back.

In a dispute between spiritual principles and governmental laws, go with whichever side is winning.

A penny saved means nothing these days.

A stitch in time is impossible since time does not exist.

We exist in many dimensions at the same time.  This makes it hard on us when we misplace our keys.

In the end, it's the conclusion that counts.