Laws You Have Never Heard Of . . .

Laws you never heard of in some places you never heard of . . . 

In Ontory, Ontario, it is against the law to eat babies while visiting an art gallery.

In Salvo Sunk, Colorado, it is illegal not to smoke marijuana.

To stop the spread of germs in Backcrab, British Columbia, you cannot go to a hospital when you are sick.  You have to wait until you are better.

In Frankfart, France, you cannot kiss in English.

In the government buildings in Ottawa, Canada, it is illegal to be honest.

In Lampturd, Lakatania, sex with kumquats is prohibited.

In Torrentown, Tallydooshus, you cannot date umbrellas on Saturday nights.

In Elsinks, Saint Lucia, it is illegal to eat oranges with hair.  (It is okay to eat them separately.)

While at your place of employment, in Bambam, Alabama, you are prohibited from shoving your thumb up your ass.

In Muckaducka, Manitoba, it is illegal to lay guilt trips on quilts.

You can get six months in jail, in Hqwptx, Hardtosay, for mispronouncing words.

In Boco, Boofoo, it is illegal to press your belly button in public.  But there is no law against pressing the belly button of another person. 

The must come before End according to a law in Blogsville, Bananaland.