It's All About Holes

A hole walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
The hole said, "Can I have an ass, please?  I feel incomplete without one."



"Why did the hole cross from this side of the road to the other side?
"I don't know."
"Because it was repaired on this side."



"How many holes does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"None.  Holes love the dark." 



"Why are you so happy?" asked one friend to another.
"Because," said the other friend, "I was walking down the street when I saw a hole in the ground.  I thought, 'I know the difference!' "

"Knock.  Knock,"

"Who's there?"

"Black."

"Black who?"

"Black Hole.  I'm canvassing the area because I've misplaced my gravity. Have you seen my gravity?"

"No, but if I do then I'll be sure to drop it off."

Is there a way to tell when a hole is depressed?

. . . So the bartender brought the hole an ass.

"Thank you!  Thank you!" said the hole.

And the bartender asked, "What smells?"

"This blog," said the hole.

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!

(Picture of me taken at night)

 

 

 

I am honest except when I'm not.


I never judge people.  I form opinions of them through quick evaluations.


I treat others the same way they don't treat me.


Money is not important and means nothing to me--except when I don't have any.


I am conscious of the environment and make sure that I don't get caught polluting it.


I am silent when I am not talking.


I am an upstanding citizen and obey the laws when it suits me.


Everything you've heard about me is true.

EARTH DAY

A HODGEPODGE OF POLLUTION AND THOUGHTS

 

Fame?  I used to want to be famous, but not now.  I fear that if I become famous, Bill Cosby will come forward and claim that I gave him drugs and had sex with him.

 

Fortune?  I used to want to be rich, but now now.

If I were rich, then I'd spend time worrying about how I was going to spend my money.

Ambition?  I used to have ambition, but not now.  If I had ambition, then I'd be writing blogs like this one to become famous and rich.

 

WELCOME TO EARTH . . .

Welcome to Earth.  Although no one will admit it, we are in the midst of World War III.  The great world powers are using the lesser world powers to fight WW III by proxy.  That way we can deny that WW III is happening, and feel safe.  So far, the only people winning WW III are those who make weapons.

We have many, many religions here.  These religions are the result of human error and misunderstanding, and have nothing to do with God.

Some of us appear not to like our planet Earth by the way we treat it.  It seems that we can't see the forest for the money from the trees.  Fortunately Earth is not like us and is not prone to revenge.  Earth does its best to support us no matter what we do.  Who knows how long Earth will show us such patience?

We would not be prone to revenge if we realized that we are human beings, and have more in common with each other than differences.  But we do not like thinking of ourselves as human beings.   Deep down we know that as human beings we are ignorant and irrational.  We deny this by thinking of ourselves as American, Canadian, Mexican, French, etc.  Perhaps if we saw ourselves as human beings, then there would be no WW III.
 
We all have courage, but most of us are afraid to use it. 

In spite of our ignorance and irrationality, we mean well. 

That is all I can think of for now.  I am not sure how long you are planning to stay, but you will get along fine if you do not think.

Thank you for choosing Earth.