Showing posts with label tree. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tree. Show all posts

Thursday, August 11, 2016

ALL ABOUT MUD



Does mud have a bad name because God used it to make humans?



Does mud ever take a bath?




Is there mud on other planets?



A man bought a car made of mud.  It was good on gas and never broke down.
"How much did your mud car cost?" asked his friend.
And the man said, "Oh, I got it dirt cheap."




"Why did the mud cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It was stuck on some kids' boots."




If a tree falls in the mud, and no one is there to see it, does the tree still get dirty?




"How can you tell when mud is dirty?"
"How?"
"It uses dirty words."





Thursday, June 16, 2016

A FEW SUPERSTITIOUS QUESTIONS


If you nail a horseshoe 
To your head
Will you soon be dead?


Is it bad luck to live next door to an earthquake?


Why would breaking a mirror bother an ugly person?


Can a blind guy give you the evil eye?


Do black cats have good luck?


Is it unlucky to be murdered on Friday the 13th?


What's wrong with opening an umbrella inside your house if your roof is leaking?

 
Is it good luck to have a black cat that lays golden eggs?
  

Is it a bad omen to hear a tree barking during a full moon?


Is it true that carrying an atomic bomb will bring you good luck?


Are you lucky when you reach The End?

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

HEADLINES YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN THE MAINSTREAM PRESS

TREE BARKS AND THEN BITES DOG

POLITICIAN TELLS THE TRUTH

WE ARE STARDUST BUT NOT GOLDEN



POLICE CHARGE BATTERY WITH SALT

SERIAL KILLER LIKES CORNFLAKES

BASEBALL BATS GO ON STRIKE



CAR KILLED IN CRASH 

LACK OF INTEREST STOPS WAR

HEROIN  DIES AFTER OVERDOSING ON HUMAN

BLOG ENDS SUDDEN--

Monday, June 2, 2014

QUESTIONS . . .



Do two differences make a same?


Why can't things be as they are?  


Is The Myth of Sisyphus about Sisyphus' mythtress?


Does paper worship an all-knowing, almighty tree in the sky? 
 
 
Do question marks ever ask questions?
 

 

Saturday, December 14, 2013

SOME SENTENCES IN SEARCH OF A LAUGH

I saw a tree today.  It just stood there.  I watched it for a bit, and then I walked away.
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If all is One, then why are there other numbers?
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Is it true that writer's block is the anatomical name for an author's head?
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"Where are wee?" asked the man with the large prostate.

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Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will eventually charge them with stalking.
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                                   WATCH YOUR STEP
               (How do we know which step is ours to watch?)
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 "The unexamined head is not worth living in," said the voice.
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     I had to move out!  I could not stand living with myself.
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 I am Eth.
The Lord gives me.
The Lord takes me away.
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                 Where is the lawyer who offers free will?
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