Does mud have a bad name because God used it to make humans?
Does mud ever take a bath?
Is there mud on other planets?
A man bought a car made of mud. It was good on gas and never broke down.
"How much did your mud car cost?" asked his friend.
And the man said, "Oh, I got it dirt cheap."
"Why did the mud cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It was stuck on some kids' boots."
If a tree falls in the mud, and no one is there to see it, does the tree still get dirty?
"How can you tell when mud is dirty?"
"How?"
"It uses dirty words."
