SYSTEM UPGRADE

The other day my voices were not available because of a system upgrade.  Here is how the geeks upgraded the system:

• Replaced Schizophrenia XP with Schizophrenia 8
• Removed old neurons and installed middle-aged neurons 
• Washed brain with Psychotic Soap
• Repaired memory's prostate problems so it no longer leaks
• Lubricated sleep disorders
• Messed around with consciousness and unconsciousness
• Installed mad magnets on the meaningless mania
• Cleaned out --
  
   

SOME SENTENCES IN SEARCH OF A LAUGH

I saw a tree today.  It just stood there.  I watched it for a bit, and then I walked away.

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If all is One, then why are there other numbers?

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Is it true that writer's block is the anatomical name for an author's head?

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"Where are wee?" asked the man with the large prostate.

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Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will eventually charge them with stalking.

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                                   WATCH YOUR STEP
               (How do we know which step is ours to watch?)

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 "The unexamined head is not worth living in," said the voice.

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     I had to move out!  I could not stand living with myself.

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 I am Eth.

The Lord gives me.

The Lord takes me away.

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                 Where is the lawyer who offers free will?

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