Wednesday, May 28, 2014

SYSTEM UPGRADE


The other day my voices were not available because of a system upgrade.  Here is how the geeks upgraded the system:

  • Replaced Schizophrenia XP with Schizophrenia 8
  • Removed old neurons and installed middle-aged neurons 
  • Washed brain with Psychotic Soap
  • Repaired memory's prostate problems so it no longer leaks
  • Lubricated sleep disorders
  • Messed around with consciousness and unconsciousness
  • Installed mad magnets on the meaningless mania
  • Cleaned out --
     

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