Not All About Atomic Bombs

"Why did the atomic bomb cross the road?"

"Why?"

"To use its mushroom cloud on the other side to roast the chickens."

"What do an atomic bomb and elephant caca have in common?"

"I dunno."

"Both make a big stink."

"How long can an atomic bomb hold its breath?"

"I dunno."

"No one does.  People don't last long enough to measure this after the blast."

"How many atomic bombs does it take to change a light bulb?"

"How many?"

"Just one, but it will change more than just the light bulb."

"What is the proper way to welcome an atomic bomb?"

"I dunno."
"No one does.  People don't last long enough to welcome anything after the blast."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Atomic."

"Atomic who?"

BOOM!

A FEW SUPERSTITIOUS QUESTIONS

If you nail a horseshoe 

To your head

Will you soon be dead?

Is it bad luck to live next door to an earthquake?

Why would breaking a mirror bother an ugly person?

Can a blind guy give you the evil eye?

Do black cats have good luck?

Is it unlucky to be murdered on Friday the 13th?

What's wrong with opening an umbrella inside your house if your roof is leaking?

 

Is it good luck to have a black cat that lays golden eggs?

  

Is it a bad omen to hear a tree barking during a full moon?

Is it true that carrying an atomic bomb will bring you good luck?

Are you lucky when you reach The End?

NOT MY LIFE IN PICTURES