"Why did the atomic bomb cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To use its mushroom cloud on the other side to roast the chickens."
"What do an atomic bomb and elephant caca have in common?"
"I dunno."
"Both make a big stink."
"How long can an atomic bomb hold its breath?"
"I dunno."
"No one does. People don't last long enough to measure this after the blast."
"How many atomic bombs does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Just one, but it will change more than just the light bulb."
"What is the proper way to welcome an atomic bomb?"
"I dunno."
"No one does. People don't last long enough to welcome anything after the blast."
"No one does. People don't last long enough to welcome anything after the blast."
"Knock. Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Atomic."
"Atomic who?"
BOOM!
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