If there is a Good News Church, then there must be a Bad News Church. Are all not welcome at the Bad News Church? What goes on at the Bad News Church? Do they sit around reading newspapers and watching television news? What happens if they come across a good-news story? Do they ban it? What day of the week does the Bad News Church have its service? Monday?
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Why don't people ever take the newspaper from the top of the pile? If it isn't damaged, then is it contaminated in some way? People will take newspapers from the middle or several below the top, but rarely from the top? Why?
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| "Farbtafel" by Paul Klee |
How old does Modern Art have to be before it is no longer modern?
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When will New York become Old York?
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Does anything ever shock Frankenstein?
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Is blood breath better than bad breath?
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Does the Wolfman have to get an estimate from three barbers before an insurance company pays for his haircut?
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