CLUBS, ORGANIZTIONS AND ASSOCIATIONS THAT EXIST SOMEWHERE

The Association of Lottery Losers  (ALL)



Common Sense Club  (CSC)



Bad Smells Incorporated  (BSI)



The Green Cheese Moon Society  (GCMS)



The Wholesale Holistic Poison Store



The Sickness And Death Clinic



The Future Life Regression Place



The Descended Masters' Palace



The Probiotic Robots' Colon Club


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REASONS TO BE GRATEFUL

I am grateful that I am not a blue doodle with red teeth.  (If I was, then what a problem I would have keeping my teeth red when brushing makes them white.)

I am grateful I am not a coffin and not a sneezing, and am in good Hellth.

I am grateful that I provide a refuge for bad smells.

I am grateful that I do not need to be refrigerated.

I am grateful that I am satisfied with my life because I have no idea where to get a refund.

I am grateful that my head contains nothing in particular. This keeps me smiling all the time.

I am grateful that I am washable, and do not permanently stain clothing.

I am grateful that I suffer from a fine madness, and defy classification by social workers.

I am grateful that I go on forever even after my blog stops.