I am grateful that I am not a blue doodle with red teeth. (If I was, then what a problem I would have keeping my teeth red when brushing makes them white.)
I am grateful I am not a coffin and not a sneezing, and am in good Hellth.
I am grateful that I provide a refuge for bad smells.
I am grateful that I do not need to be refrigerated.
I am grateful that I am satisfied with my life because I have no idea where to get a refund.
I am grateful that my head contains nothing in particular. This keeps me smiling all the time.
I am grateful that I am washable, and do not permanently stain clothing.
I am grateful that I suffer from a fine madness, and defy classification by social workers.
I am grateful that I go on forever even after my blog stops.
