Ten Warning Signs for Alzheimer's

1 - Memory Loss
        It is normal to occasionally forget things.  A person with Alzheimer's will make enormous profits to the car industry which was abolished in 1847.

2 - Difficulty Performing Tasks
      Some tasks are difficult to perform.  A person with Alzheimer's may have trouble performing easy tasks such as moving a mountain from the refrigerator to the stove.

3 - Problems Speaking
           Everyone has trouble finding the right word sometimes.  A person with Alzheimer's may fogget simea gorba to swoosh.

4 - Disorientation In Time and Space
        It is normal to forget what day it is.  A person with Alzheimer's can become lost if abducted and then dropped off somewhere in space by prankster aliens.

5 - Impaired Judgment
       It is normal to make questionable decisions.  People with Alzheimer's may decide to wear heavy clothing on a hot day, or write a blog about warning signs for Alzheimer's.

6 - Misplacing Things
       Everyone occasionally misplaces a wallet or keys.  People with Alzheimer's may put things in inappropriate places such as their feet in their mouths.

7 - Mathematics
        Not everyone likes mathematics.  People with Alzheimer's can't count.

Signs Only In Heaven

Doors To Walls

That poor door at the Northern District Library, in Toronto, is a wall trapped in a door's form.  This door doesn't want to be a door.  It identifies as a wall.  It longs to be a wall.  But it must suffer because medicine has yet to perfect door-to-wall operations. This door can only act like a wall while it remains a door.

Doors wanting to be walls are common.  How many times have you seen this sign on doors in various buildings?

Builders must be more sensitive to the feelings of the doors they create.  If a door wants to be a wall, then make it a wall.  Doing so will save the door from suffering, and prevent it from going through its life wearing a silly sign.

VISUAL DISTRACTIONS

This sign is at the Wilson Subway Station, in Toronto, in an area being renovated.  It should be near the parliament buildings, at Queen's Park, where the Ontario government shits-er-uh-I mean sits.



Signs that exist only in this blog:

 

 

SIGNS YOU WILL NEVER SEE (EXCEPT HERE)

SIGNS WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE . . .

SMOKING

LOITERING

PLEASE WALK ON THE GRASS

BEWARE OF NOTHING

NO DANGEROUS CHEMICALS

NO SPEED LIMIT

NO BUMPS  POTHOLES OR UNEVEN PAVEMENT ON ROAD AHEAD

ROAD DRY WHEN NOT WET

CONSTRUCTION ZONE -  HARD HATS REQUIRED  ( IF YOU FEEL LIKE WEARING ONE)

PARKING ANY TIME

DON'T BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE!

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