Doors To Walls

That poor door at the Northern District Library, in Toronto, is a wall trapped in a door's form.  This door doesn't want to be a door.  It identifies as a wall.  It longs to be a wall.  But it must suffer because medicine has yet to perfect door-to-wall operations. This door can only act like a wall while it remains a door.

Doors wanting to be walls are common.  How many times have you seen this sign on doors in various buildings?

Builders must be more sensitive to the feelings of the doors they create.  If a door wants to be a wall, then make it a wall.  Doing so will save the door from suffering, and prevent it from going through its life wearing a silly sign.

CAUTION: WET FLOOR

 What do you say to caution a wet floor?

Beware!  There's no use crying over spilt milk?

Watch Out!  People like to walk all over you?


 We interrupt this blog to bring something unrelated . . .

We now return you to CAUTION: WET FLOOR . . . 

What do you say?  How do you caution a floor?

You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say may be written down and used against you in a court of law?

 

Beware of the wall!  It's cracked?

Watch out for stuff that falls?

On the planet where floors live, do they have a sign,
 CAUTION:  HUMAN BEINGS ?