Was I supposed to pick up a loaf of bread, or a loaf of brain?
Will wearing earplugs keep the wind from blowing through my head?
How much does free cost?
Which word is older, "older" or "younger"?
I think it was a loaf of brain. I'm sure I have lots of bread.
For protection, should psychiatrists hire insecurity guards?
What country is the moon from?
Did Hercules use steroids?
Was King Arthur gay? If so, then did he enjoy his days as much as he enjoyed his knights?
Steam-Engine Wrist Watch (Never needs batteries, but you may burn your wrist if you are not careful)
Me Phone (For people with English that ain't that good)
Flying Butter (Will be a great invention when someone invents flying bread)
Heavy Bulb (Lasts a thousand times longer than a Light Bulb)
We interrupt this blog to bring you Space, The Final Frontier . . .
We now return you to this blog about great inventions . . .
Mistakes That Erase Themselves (A politician's dream)
Black and White Rainbows (For people who cannot see colors)
Sunshine Memories (Used on rainy days)
That's Enough (Used instead of The End)
Where there is ambition, there is no other word because ambition was there first.
Am I desirable if I desire desire?
Pain is painful when it hurts.
I would ask you for help, but you are busy reading this and I am somewhere at large.
Happiness is . . . Happiness is a word that begins with H.
Ignorance used to be bliss, but that was before its word-change operation.
I will love you as long as I don't know you.
If I knew better, then I would spread it on my bread. But I only know butter.
This is not an optical illusion, and neither is it a tree, truck or trap. What is this? This is the final sentence of today's nonsense.
Upside Down Potato Chips
Saddles for Birds
Poison Ivy Ice Skates
Bicycles for Computers
Earwax Cereal
Swimsuits for fish
Wristwatches for trees
Plastic Elevators
Invisible Money
(Everyone has too much)
Steel Snow
Wholewheat Bread Liqueur
The Complete Book of Baseball Poetry
Fleur-de-lis Cider Cake
Feather Hammers
Containers for Black Holes
Radioactive Carpets
Sour Cream Skateboards
Ultraviolet Sausages
Sudden Endings
