PRODUCTS THAT NEVER SOLD

Upside Down Potato Chips


Saddles for Birds


Poison Ivy Ice Skates


Bicycles for Computers


Earwax Cereal


Swimsuits for fish


Wristwatches for trees


Plastic Elevators


Invisible Money 
(Everyone has too much)


Steel Snow


Wholewheat Bread Liqueur 


The Complete Book of Baseball Poetry

 
Fleur-de-lis  Cider Cake


Feather Hammers


Containers for Black Holes


Radioactive Carpets


Sour Cream Skateboards 


Ultraviolet Sausages


Sudden Endings