Showing posts with label damage. Show all posts
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Thursday, November 20, 2014

THE OLD AND THE NEW



The old rule was that one should never kiss goodnight on the first date.  A kiss goodnight should come on the second or third date.  That rule has been updated to Always use a condom.


At one time, people would never answer the telephone during dinner.  Now people squeeze in dinner between text messages and phone calls.


People used to spend a lot of time combing their hair to make it neat.  Now they spend more time . . .



Before, people would never wear ripped jeans. . .



Godzilla got away with this way back when . . .
Now he would be arrested and charged, for causing damage, and sued by all parties inconvenienced by his rude behavior.



Old mannequins? 



There was a time when The End never complained . . .