Thursday, January 21, 2016

SOME QUESTIONS AT A GROCERY STORE



Do fish aspire to end up in a grocery store? 



Can you use tomato paste to glue food?



Do avocados ever advocate?



If there is pasta, then where can I find a presenta and a futura?


Do beans fart?  If so, then how do they say, "Excuse me"?  Can beans talk?



Does the butcher ever pig-out?



Do the ghosts of dead cows haunt the meat department?



Shouldn't you get a discount on your groceries if you use self checkout?




 

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