The End Of The World?

The world is supposed to end tomorrow, Saturday September 23.  If it does, then . . . 


"Attention TTC Customers:  We are currently experiencing delays due to the end of the world. We apologize for any inconvenience and hope to have service back to normal soon.  We thank you for your patience." 

Eternity walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Gosh, it seems like forever since you've been here."
"I know," said Eternity, "I thought I'd come back and hang around in case the world ends.  This bar is as good a place as any."
"What can I get you?" asked the bartender.
And Eternity said, "An ending for this blog, thanks."

ARE ANSWERS CAUSED BY QUESTIONS?

Are children side effects of sex?

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Is a noose a choking hazard?

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Is a grasshopper a jumping drug addict?

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What is normal for being weird?

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Does a ghost question the meaning of its life, and wonder why it is not here?

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Is there a relationship between shopping and money?

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Is more fat a side effect of gaining weight?

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Does wood ever get board?

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Is it true that a grass-humping gardener got charged with rake? 

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Are death and destruction side effects of nuclear war?

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Is THE END the end, or just the beginning of something else?

THEY SAID THAT?