Am I responsible for these words?
Does night work at all during the day?
Is Surrealism Realism after he was knighted?
Should I be grateful that I can appreciate things?
What do condoms use for protection?
Is there something fishy about a vegetarian shark?
Is it safe to be around a maniac playing with knives?
Am I all here, or is some of me there?
Will we ever run out of The Ends?
Before I was born, was I an accident waiting to happen?
How can Canada ever expect to have a strong dollar when it is called a loonie?
Has anyone ever been injured while performing the acid test?
Are people overweight, or are their bodies simply generous with their flesh?
Oh no! The apple of my eye has a worm in it, and the worm wants to be a pupil.
Has anyone ever seen the blind leading the blind?
Does the elephant in the room ever forget why it is there?
Is it safe to say, condoms?
Am I at my wit's end? If so, will my wit have me arrested?
