OVERUSED WORDS WITH SOME QUESTIONS

Before I was born, was I an accident waiting to happen?


How can Canada ever expect to have a strong dollar when it is called a loonie?

Has anyone ever been injured while performing the acid test?


Are people overweight, or are their bodies simply generous with their flesh?


Oh no!  The apple of my eye has a worm in it, and the worm wants to be a pupil.


Has anyone ever seen the blind leading the blind?


Does the elephant in the room ever forget why it is there?


Is it safe to say, condoms? 


Am I at my wit's end?  If so, will my wit have me arrested?

IF I WAS NOT A FUNNY BONE TECHNICIAN . . .

If I wasn't a funny bone technician, then I would like to work at:

- Being a guide human for blind dogs;

- Being paid to be shade for the Sun;

- Being a dictionary to give meaning to everything;

- Being an employee of a home for chewed food;

- Making catalogues of all the catalogues in the world; 

- Being the space in some peoples' heads;

- Building airplanes so more time can fly;

- Having a garden of peas for the world (World Peas);

- Teaching creative sensitivity to help people get their poetic license;

And finally, if I was not a funny bone technician, then I would like to be the stuff that dreams are made on, and round my little life with sleep.

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