SOME MUSINGS DURING MY ESCAPE . . .

Am I responsible for these words?



Does night work at all during the day?



Is Surrealism Realism after he was knighted?

Should I be grateful that I can appreciate things?



What do condoms use for protection?



Is there something fishy about a vegetarian shark?

Is it safe to be around a maniac playing with knives? 



Am I all here, or is some of me there?



Will we ever run out of The Ends?

 

I AM GRATEFUL

Every time I stop at a stop sign, I am grateful that there are no such things as invisible cars.

I am grateful that a black hole has not swallowed the Earth.  What would we pollute if there was no Earth?
 

I am grateful to our politicians who always show us the difference between lies and lies.

I am grateful that I sleep when I nap.

I am grateful that night follows day.  Can you imagine what life would be like if day followed night?

I am grateful that I am capable of giving thanks for being grateful.

Often, the world is grateful that I run out of ideas.