FOR THIS I AM GRATEFUL

Seeing Turkey reminded me that I need not wait for Thanksgiving to express my gratitude.

Everytime I go to the bathroom, I am grateful for the Law of Gravity.

Everytime I stop at a stop sign, I am grateful that there are no such things as invisible cars. 

Everytime I take a deep breath, I am grateful that I am not a rock at the bottom of a river.  A rock at the bottom of a river can't take deep breaths.

Everytime I wash my hands, I am grateful that the soap works.

Everytime I tie my shoe laces, I am grateful that it no longer takes me three days to do so.

Everytime I go home, I am grateful that I do not live in someone's underwear.

Everytime I end a blog, I am grateful knowing that somewhere someone is grateful.

I AM GRATEFUL

Every time I stop at a stop sign, I am grateful that there are no such things as invisible cars.

I am grateful that a black hole has not swallowed the Earth.  What would we pollute if there was no Earth?
 

I am grateful to our politicians who always show us the difference between lies and lies.

I am grateful that I sleep when I nap.

I am grateful that night follows day.  Can you imagine what life would be like if day followed night?

I am grateful that I am capable of giving thanks for being grateful.

Often, the world is grateful that I run out of ideas.

RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM THE RUSTY FILE CABINET IN THE DUSTY ATTIC OF MY MUSTY MIND . . .

To ensure its passengers had a safe weekend, the Titanic waited until early Monday morning to sink.

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A Father knows best when he keeps his mouth shut and listens to Mother.

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What you won't see with a promotional ad selling Internet connections:
  SIGN UP WITH US AND WE'LL GIVE YOU FREE AGGRAVATION AND FREE BAD SERVICE!

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I wish garbage cans came with instructions.

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Advocacy Groups:    

                             - Golf Clubs Against Hard Balls

                             - Wrinkles Against Irons

                             - Tumors Against Cures for Cancer   

                             - Advocacy Group Against Silly Advocacy Groups

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Do fish use moisturizers?

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Do sleeping bags ever suffer from insomnia?

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DOG SURVIVES  VICIOUS ATTACK BY PACK OF CHILDREN!

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I used to be a metronome, but I got ticked off and quit.

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Would the Titanic have sunk if the iceberg had stopped for the stop sign?

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Each time I stop at a stop sign, I give thanks that there are no such things as invisible cars.