QUESTIONS YOU WON'T FIND ANYWHERE ELSE

Does the Law of Gravity cause fallen angels?


Will people still want to get married after the world ends?


There are ghost writers.  How come we never see ghost plumbers?


Do imaginary friends get real or imaginary illnesses?


Why am I afraid to ask questions about fear?


Were there more than four seasons before Mother Nature laid off some weather workers?


Do punk rock bands ever get stoned?


Is it possible for my money to be broke?


Will May First takeover when April Thirtieth leaves?


Would I be writing blogs if I was the Mayor of Canada?

FOR THIS I AM GRATEFUL

Seeing Turkey reminded me that I need not wait for Thanksgiving to express my gratitude.

Everytime I go to the bathroom, I am grateful for the Law of Gravity.

Everytime I stop at a stop sign, I am grateful that there are no such things as invisible cars. 

Everytime I take a deep breath, I am grateful that I am not a rock at the bottom of a river.  A rock at the bottom of a river can't take deep breaths.

Everytime I wash my hands, I am grateful that the soap works.

Everytime I tie my shoe laces, I am grateful that it no longer takes me three days to do so.

Everytime I go home, I am grateful that I do not live in someone's underwear.

Everytime I end a blog, I am grateful knowing that somewhere someone is grateful.

I'M HERE FOR YOU OFF-THE-WALL

"I'm here for you," she said.

Well, isn't that obvious? Wherever she is, she is there for everyone!

When I told her that she said, "You're off-the-wall."

I should hope so! Thanks to the Law of Gravity, I've never been on the wall. Why would anyone want to be on the wall? Isn't it easier moving around being on the floor?