To ensure its passengers had a safe weekend, the Titanic waited until early Monday morning to sink.
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A Father knows best when he keeps his mouth shut and listens to Mother.
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What you won't see with a promotional ad selling Internet connections:
SIGN UP WITH US AND WE'LL GIVE YOU FREE AGGRAVATION AND FREE BAD SERVICE!
SIGN UP WITH US AND WE'LL GIVE YOU FREE AGGRAVATION AND FREE BAD SERVICE!
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I wish garbage cans came with instructions.
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Advocacy Groups:
- Golf Clubs Against Hard Balls
- Wrinkles Against Irons
- Tumors Against Cures for Cancer
- Advocacy Group Against Silly Advocacy Groups
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Do fish use moisturizers?
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Do sleeping bags ever suffer from insomnia?
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DOG SURVIVES VICIOUS ATTACK BY PACK OF CHILDREN!
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I used to be a metronome, but I got ticked off and quit.
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Would the Titanic have sunk if the iceberg had stopped for the stop sign?
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Each time I stop at a stop sign, I give thanks that there are no such things as invisible cars.
