Monday, May 19, 2014

MY LIFE AS A KAYAK or RANDOM THOUGHTS ON A PIECE OF PAPER




Would you buy meat from a butcher named Jack Ripper?


I had a dream that I was a mountain on a golf course.  Everyone hated me.


A true Canadian dog barks in English and French.

I put my money where my mouth is and discovered that money is not as good as food.

A cutting board will not protect you from ultra violet light.

Has anyone ever been attacked by a shark while surfing the Internet?

People eat rye bread.  Philosophers eat why bread.

 


No comments: