Sunday, May 18, 2014

NOVEL BEGINNINGS

It was not a dark and stormy night.  Actually, it was not night at all, and it was not stormy.  It was the beginning of a blog about novel beginnings . . . 

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He never liked the term sophomore.  In his second year of college, he wanted to be known as a hardomore.  He did this by . . . 


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Call me Ishmael, but I will not answer because that is not my name. My name is Kumquat, and I know nothing about whales.  I do know how to take a . . . 

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It was the best of times.  It was the times of wurst.  Sausages were more popular than ever . . . 

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Gary Johnston sat down at his computer, as was his custom.  He started writing a blog, as was his custom.  Suddenly, it all ended.



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