HAVE A NICE KUMQUAT!

Kumquat.  I have always loved that word!  I was a teenager the first time I heard the word kumquat.  I had one thing only on my mind.  I thought kumquat was another name for vagina.

I have never had one -- kumquat that is.  I hear a kumquat tastes like a tangerine and lime combined.  Apparently, the edible skin is the sweetest part. 

If you weren't going to eat a kumquat, then what could you do with it?

 

 Glue a bunch together

 And make a kumquat dress

But if the glue does not hold

 Then you have a mess 

Put it on a stand

Pretend it's a TV

Watch it watch it watch it

And see what you can see

"Hello?"

"Hi, it's me.  What are you doing?"

"I'm watching kumquat."
"Yeah, I saw it last night.  My favorite part is everything."

"Damn!  Now you ruined it for me."

Use kumquat as a mantra 

Instead of chanting, "Om"

Have a fruity meditation

In the comfort of your home   

 Roses are red

Kumquats are orange

I better stop

before the Bad-Verse Police arrest me for making the world a verse place.

Have a nice kumquat!