WHITE HOLES MATTER

White holes, like black holes, are a region of space.  Unlike a black hole, matter and light can escape from a white hole.  

Everyone has heard of black holes, wormholes and even assholes, but few know of white holes.

Enough of this unfairness.  

WHITE HOLES MATTER!

MY BOOK OF QUESTIONS

My Book of  Questions was recently published on the planet Jargonthynos.  The date for the publication of an Earth edition is not known.  Here is an excerpt:

Are dogs lucky that fire hydrants never complain?  


Do fire hydrants have low self-esteem?

What perverse pleasure does God get by sending earthquakes, hurricanes, and other disasters?

Was there a fifth season whose murder was committed and covered up by the CIA?


Is "Icon" something a jailbird says who does not know the word "am" and the indefinite article "a"?


How come black holes don't have a reality show?


What make and model of car does God drive?  Does he get good deals on gas?


Are sweepstakes brooms made from cows?


Has the world ended yet?

A TOUR INSIDE MY HEAD

What is it like inside my head?  Let's find out . . . 


Wow!  Look how spacious it is!  Lots of space and no clutter.  Is it always this neat, or did the voices clean up when they heard we were coming?

Don't see any voices.  Are they too shy to face us?  They don't have any problem talking to me when I am outside my head.  Did they take the day off?

Look!  Over there.  It's the boardroom where the Board of Directors meet to determine policy for Gary Johnston Incorporated.  A voice in my head will tell me to do something, and The Board meets and debates the voice's suggestion.  Whether The Board votes yes or no, after their debate, determines whether I follow what the voice says.

 

Sorry?  What did you ask?  What are the dark areas outside the boardroom?  I don't know.  They are either dark matter, black holes, or my dirty mind.  Who knows?  

Do you see anything the looks like my imagination?  No, I don't see it either.  I was looking forward to seeing my imagination.  But I get the feeling that looking for my imagination is like a fish, in the ocean, looking for water.    

 

What?  You have to go?  Okay.  Thanks for stopping by.  Please watch your step on the way out.

EXCUSES FOR NOT ALWAYS GETTING ONLINE TO BLOG . . .

A pipe burst in my laptop and I could not get hold of a plumber.

I got stuck in The Twilight Zone buying and selling "unreal" estate.

I fell into a black hole and then a wormhole, and was almost eaten by a giant robin.

Aliens messed with my memory and . . . I could not get hold of an architect.

The world ended and public transit was slow.

The dog ate my Internet connection.

I lost my aluminum hat which protects me from alien and computer radiation.

I was in Germany eating vegetables.

I helped Sir Onion rescue Lady Hamand Cheese from a fire-breathing sandwich.

Being online interferes with my Procrastinators Anonymous meetings.

THE BLACK BLOC

What is The Black Bloc?

Is The Black Bloc an African version of the Quebec Separatist Party?   Is the The Black Bloc a special alliance of African countries?  Is The Black Bloc a disease you get from dirty crayons?    Is The Black Bloc like sunblock?  Does The Black Bloc protect us from the radiation of black holes?   Is The Black Bloc a direct reference to actor Jack Black's head?  Is the The Black Bloc a rock group made up of Vicky Vandalism, Ricky Rioting, Desmond Destruction, Arnie Anarchy, Tommy Tear Gas, Auntie Capitalism and Uncle Police?

 What is The Black Bloc?