Why Didn't The World End?

As you know, the world was supposed to end on Saturday September 23, 2017.  What happened?  

Here are some explanations:

- The Apocalypse crossed the road, to get to Earth, and got hit by a comet.

- A dog ate The Apocalypse's GPS.

- The Apocalypse walked into a bar and had to be hospitalized.

- The Apocalypse formed a rock band with some zombies and is out on a concert tour.

- The Apocalypse got sidetracked changing the light bulbs in the Universe's Dark Matter.

- The Apocalypse just washed its disaster and can't do a thing with it.

- The Apocalypse is still kneeling even though the National Anthem is over.

- The Apocalypse got laid off and is somewhere collecting unemployment insurance. 

- The Apocalypse drove here and will destroy the Earth as soon as it finds a place to park.

- The Apocalypse did not drive here, and is still stuck on Toronto public transit.  It will arrive any millennium now.

A TOUR INSIDE MY HEAD

What is it like inside my head?  Let's find out . . . 


Wow!  Look how spacious it is!  Lots of space and no clutter.  Is it always this neat, or did the voices clean up when they heard we were coming?

Don't see any voices.  Are they too shy to face us?  They don't have any problem talking to me when I am outside my head.  Did they take the day off?

Look!  Over there.  It's the boardroom where the Board of Directors meet to determine policy for Gary Johnston Incorporated.  A voice in my head will tell me to do something, and The Board meets and debates the voice's suggestion.  Whether The Board votes yes or no, after their debate, determines whether I follow what the voice says.

 

Sorry?  What did you ask?  What are the dark areas outside the boardroom?  I don't know.  They are either dark matter, black holes, or my dirty mind.  Who knows?  

Do you see anything the looks like my imagination?  No, I don't see it either.  I was looking forward to seeing my imagination.  But I get the feeling that looking for my imagination is like a fish, in the ocean, looking for water.    

 

What?  You have to go?  Okay.  Thanks for stopping by.  Please watch your step on the way out.