As you know, the world was supposed to end on Saturday September 23, 2017. What happened?
Here are some explanations:
- The Apocalypse crossed the road, to get to Earth, and got hit by a comet.
- A dog ate The Apocalypse's GPS.
- The Apocalypse walked into a bar and had to be hospitalized.
- The Apocalypse formed a rock band with some zombies and is out on a concert tour.
- The Apocalypse got sidetracked changing the light bulbs in the Universe's Dark Matter.
- The Apocalypse just washed its disaster and can't do a thing with it.
- The Apocalypse is still kneeling even though the National Anthem is over.
- The Apocalypse got laid off and is somewhere collecting unemployment insurance.
- The Apocalypse drove here and will destroy the Earth as soon as it finds a place to park.
- The Apocalypse did not drive here, and is still stuck on Toronto public transit. It will arrive any millennium now.
