Why Didn't The World End?

As you know, the world was supposed to end on Saturday September 23, 2017.  What happened?  

Here are some explanations:

- The Apocalypse crossed the road, to get to Earth, and got hit by a comet.

- A dog ate The Apocalypse's GPS.

- The Apocalypse walked into a bar and had to be hospitalized.

- The Apocalypse formed a rock band with some zombies and is out on a concert tour.

- The Apocalypse got sidetracked changing the light bulbs in the Universe's Dark Matter.

- The Apocalypse just washed its disaster and can't do a thing with it.

- The Apocalypse is still kneeling even though the National Anthem is over.

- The Apocalypse got laid off and is somewhere collecting unemployment insurance. 

- The Apocalypse drove here and will destroy the Earth as soon as it finds a place to park.

- The Apocalypse did not drive here, and is still stuck on Toronto public transit.  It will arrive any millennium now.