MORE HODGEPODGE

I narrowed down my choices for a career to one thousand possibilities.  I expect to reach a decision by August 23, 2023.

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My computer works much better when I take it out occasionally for sweet and sour wireless chicken wings, USB fried rice, and tablet vegetables.

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I am working on a book that comes with its own parking space.

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The cure for baldness came to light during the French Revolution.  Unfortunately most men do not like the side effects of this cure.

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I would love to have a mortgage without a house--or something like that.

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How do you finish a hodgepodge blog?

EXCUSES FOR NOT ALWAYS GETTING ONLINE TO BLOG . . .

A pipe burst in my laptop and I could not get hold of a plumber.

I got stuck in The Twilight Zone buying and selling "unreal" estate.

I fell into a black hole and then a wormhole, and was almost eaten by a giant robin.

Aliens messed with my memory and . . . I could not get hold of an architect.

The world ended and public transit was slow.

The dog ate my Internet connection.

I lost my aluminum hat which protects me from alien and computer radiation.

I was in Germany eating vegetables.

I helped Sir Onion rescue Lady Hamand Cheese from a fire-breathing sandwich.

Being online interferes with my Procrastinators Anonymous meetings.