MORE HODGEPODGE

I narrowed down my choices for a career to one thousand possibilities.  I expect to reach a decision by August 23, 2023.

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My computer works much better when I take it out occasionally for sweet and sour wireless chicken wings, USB fried rice, and tablet vegetables.

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I am working on a book that comes with its own parking space.

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The cure for baldness came to light during the French Revolution.  Unfortunately most men do not like the side effects of this cure.

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I would love to have a mortgage without a house--or something like that.

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How do you finish a hodgepodge blog?

DATING TIPS

Never date people who shave their teeth.

Never date anyone named Satan or Satania. 

Never date invisible people.  They will disappear on you.

Never date dead people.  They are stiff and smell.

Date superheroes if you don't mind having your date interrupted, or cancelled, because they have to leave to save the world. 

Date people at work only if it will advance your career.

Sex on a first date?  It is up to you, but only if your date produces a doctor's certificate stating that your date is sexually-transmitted-disease free. (STD Free)

 

MY CAREER

I want my career at a point where I don't have to introduce myself.  How famous are you if you have to tell people how famous you are?