LOVE QUOTES FROM PEOPLE YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF

DATING TIPS

Never date people who shave their teeth.

Never date anyone named Satan or Satania. 

Never date invisible people.  They will disappear on you.

Never date dead people.  They are stiff and smell.

Date superheroes if you don't mind having your date interrupted, or cancelled, because they have to leave to save the world. 

Date people at work only if it will advance your career.

Sex on a first date?  It is up to you, but only if your date produces a doctor's certificate stating that your date is sexually-transmitted-disease free. (STD Free)