THOUGHTS AFTER THE APOCALYPSE . . .

The world ended on October 7.  Perhaps that explains my inability to concentrate and have a hodgepodge of thoughts.  But perhaps the ending of the world has nothing to do with my lack of concentration.  Perhaps my mind wanders because I have a little black dog and it doesn't bite.

A balding man once said, "I wish my hair would gain weight."

Did you know that you can effectively clear your sinuses by cutting off your head? 

Does history repeat itself?  Does history repeat itself?



There's no such thing as a constipated politician.  They talk so much you-know-what that it can't get stuck inside them.

Did I mention that I have a little black dog and it doesn't bite?

MORE HODGEPODGE

I narrowed down my choices for a career to one thousand possibilities.  I expect to reach a decision by August 23, 2023.

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My computer works much better when I take it out occasionally for sweet and sour wireless chicken wings, USB fried rice, and tablet vegetables.

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I am working on a book that comes with its own parking space.

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The cure for baldness came to light during the French Revolution.  Unfortunately most men do not like the side effects of this cure.

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I would love to have a mortgage without a house--or something like that.

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How do you finish a hodgepodge blog?