Showing posts with label constipation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label constipation. Show all posts
Saturday, January 12, 2019
Friday, October 9, 2015
THOUGHTS AFTER THE APOCALYPSE . . .
The world ended on October 7. Perhaps that explains my inability to concentrate and have a hodgepodge of thoughts. But perhaps the ending of the world has nothing to do with my lack of concentration. Perhaps my mind wanders because I have a little black dog and it doesn't bite.
A balding man once said, "I wish my hair would gain weight."
Did you know that you can effectively clear your sinuses by cutting off your head?
Does history repeat itself? Does history repeat itself?
There's no such thing as a constipated politician. They talk so much you-know-what that it can't get stuck inside them.
Does history repeat itself? Does history repeat itself?
There's no such thing as a constipated politician. They talk so much you-know-what that it can't get stuck inside them.
Did I mention that I have a little black dog and it doesn't bite?
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
ORGANIZATIONS THAT ONLY EXIST IN THIS BLOG
Pests Against Pesticides
Constipated Beets For More Fibre
(Who knows how beets get constipated? I will ask the next time I am talking to a beet.)
Body Odor Against Deodorants
Mood Swings For Menopause
Great Expectations Against Illusions
We interrupt this blog to show you part of a Black Hole . . .
We now return you to this blog . . .
Anal People Against Interruptions
Antioxidants Searching For Uncleoxidants
Endings For Blogs
Saturday, July 28, 2012
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